7.13.2009

100 ways to annoy/destroy/kill nakuda

i'm soooooooooooo mad.
the reason? don't you dare to ask.
AGH! I'M MAD!! ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY
and i need to get rid of this feeling NO. MATTER. WHAT.
so i decided to write something evil, something really damn cruel to make myself feel better. GRRR.

so, yeah, 100 ways to annoy/destroy/kill nakuda

1. ask kira to write his name on the death note. when kira asked, "what did he do wrong?", answer "he destroyed my eyes with his inherent ugliness."

2. put on a darth vader mask on nakuda's face as he sleeps so that obi-wan kills him instead.

3. tell anakin skywalker that nakuda's the reason padma loses her life.

4. sacrifice him. to jabba the gut!

5. tell harry potter that he's voldemort reincarnated.

6. or just simply, sent him to voldemort.

7. put him in the middle of transformers war.

8. send him to hiruma ryouichi.

9. send him to organisasi pria berjubah hitam (sorry, gue gatau ingrisnya. grr)

10. simply tell him to listen to me singing in the bathroom. believe me that will do :P

11. or even put him in the middle of me and my birth sister fighting!

12. remember colosseum? nakuda'll make a great warrior, fighting with all those beasts and even greater warriors hihihi *evil laugh*.

13. give him a dish i made. within 5 minutes you'll see him having a hard time in the bathroom.

14. send him to hollow ichigo.

15. one word: avadacadavra.

16. two words: petrificus totalus.

17. three words: very giant troll.

18. four words: a hungry killer whale.

19. five words: piranha in the amazon river.

20. six words: a nice trip to bermuda triangle.

21. kick him to the outer space without any astronaut outfit.

22. order him to tell my cousin, dea yamada, that yamada sucks. he'll be killed.

23. or telling monik that yuto sucks.

23. send him to a stable (that's where he came from at the first place anyway) full of wild, giant horses. and no human food.

24. trap him on a lift? is that too much? i'm in a rage right now, sorry if the ideas which come up are cruels.

25. kasih nakuda makan japan 44. mudah2an dia transitnya di neraka grr.

26. and yes, seperti biasa, meski gue tulis 100 ways i never meant to write a hundred xD
dan yes, seperti biasa, sisanya menyusul


gosh, i'm maaaaaaaaaaaaad

no XOXO since i don't wanna kiss or hug anyone

by valya :) at 19:52 |