confession of a dreamer ♥: 2009.07

7.26.2009

is there no any Hey! Say! JUMP fans left in the earth?

look, i begin this post with a very serious question which pretty much explain all of my sorrow:

"DO HEY! SAY! JUMP NOT WORTH OUR LOVE OR WHAT?"

call me a freak. a fanatic. a stupid person who doesn't know reality. but at least i know that i DO love Hey! Say! JUMP and i realize that now it's sad for me to know that they had lost so many fans.

and I can't help but blaming kamichan T.T
or worse, the source of all this, which is not other than MR. JOHNNY KITAZAWA.
i had to admit that NYwBIS [nakayama yuma w/ b.i.shadow]--the new group that debuted recently--had been a major attraction to everybody, and this means nothing other than they are stealing HSJ fans. kinda harsh isn't it? and i should have known that sooner or later, the 'old' group--in this case, it's the HSJ--will be replaced by the 'new' group. but nobody tell me it's this soon! it's only been like... 1,2,3... half a year since i started to be addicted to HSJ and now I have to see them falling from the top place? what could be worse?

i thought everybody's starting to like HSJ form now on. for example, take a look at my bestfriend, aurel, who recently somehow (maybe she got the Hey! say! JUMP fangirling disease from me) loves chinen yuuri. i know he's cute. but i was so happy. finally people accepted what i like. finally they understand. but then that NYwBIS came and ruined all my dreams, all my happiness.

this NYwBIS used to be a small, cute group containing three cute boys who--as their first step in the entertainment world--played w/ yuto, yama, chii and daiki in a dorama called 'scrap teacher'. i never worried that someday they will steal the first position from HSJ. but then Johnny Kitazawa, the man to whom i gave great thanks for introducing keito to the world, decided to do a 'reconstruction' with b. i. shadow's members. takahata misaki, my favorite member is now not anymore in the group. instead, they added 2 strangers and finally, NAKAYAMA YUMA! and even WORSE, they made this 'temporary unit' called NYC Boys (as I explained in my previous previous post) containing YAMADA RYOSUKE and CHINE YUURI, which, as you all know, are 2 top members of HSJ.

now what can i do?

i guess johnny's are trying to make NYwBIS become more popular using yamada and chinen's popularity.
and i tell you, that successfully works great.
i have to admit i once got interested in them because i think their song is great.
but now, not anymore.
since i know they are stealing HSJ's popularity.
since i know people don't care about HSJ anymore.
since i know even my cousin, who's a yamada fanatic, don't care about HSJ anymore
since i know that HSJ fans are betraying HSJ itself.
and since i can't help but falling in love with one of them too.
which is nakajima kento.
which captured my heart when i watched akuma na koi pv.
which means i'm a betrayer too!
gosh *~*

7.22.2009

plurk. twitter. microblogging.

they're trends. which means i follow them :)). i heart plurk but twitter? well i'm new there. matter fact i made my twitter about.. let's see.. 6 minutes ago! :DD

but puhlease, if you'd like to follow me, feel free to follow! this is my plurk and here's the twitter.

anyway, i'm loving akuma na koi, which is a song by nakayama yuma w/ bi shadow, which is ironic because i used to hate that creature. but now im learning on how to appreciate him, and thought i still dislike his horsey face, i accept the fact that his song is amazing.

...dedicated to you though i know it's only my heart missing you ♥

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO for everyone
valya okamoto

7.20.2009

good morning people, i hope my sister vanish away.

and don't ask why.

anyway,

after having my confirmation, [which makes my long name become even longer] i decided to forget nakuda. so the next post will be 100 reasons to forgive nakuda.

dan otak gue belakangan rusak berat, jadi gue ga bisa memikirkan ide2 kreatif buat ngupdate fanfic gue.

...

i'm going to plaza senayan after this. to meet keito on the magazines. hahahaha. hope he's handsome and cute as usual.

XO

7.14.2009

Hey! Say! JUMP fangirling

setelah berabad-abad tanpa lagu baru ataupun single baru... tanpa muncul di shounen club... akhirnyaaaaa... pada tanggal 12 juli 2009, HSJ kembali mengguncang dunia dengan lagu terbaru mereka endless dream!!! xD [lebay] i found this video of them singing endless dream in shounen club, and THANKS FOR MY BROKEN SPEAKERS, kemaren meski gue uda donlod gue ga bisa menimmati video secara utuh. yep. akhirnya tuh video gue play tanpa suara. tapi yang namanya HSJ, secara tampang mereka aja udah bagus, gue uda 'jeder jeder jeder' pas ngeliat keito xD terus di akhir video, yamada nya sumpah aduhai banget hahaha. akhirnyaaa.. gue memutuskan untuk ngasih tau dea yamada soal video ini. berikut adalah conversation antara gue n dy di msn yang gue save saking gada kerjaannya gue.

valya 岡本 says:
ud ntn endless dream?
yamada dea <3 says:
blon
yamada dea <3 says:
endless dream apa tuh?
valya 岡本 says:
new hsj song
valya 岡本 says:
and thanks to my lame speakers, though i had completely downloaded it, i can't hear keito's voice
yamada dea <3 says:
minta donk
yamada dea <3 says:
recorded version ato brisik2 gitu?
valya 岡本 says:
hmm
valya 岡本 says:
video
valya 岡本 says:
dari shounen club
yamada dea <3 says:
ooo
yamada dea <3 says:
minta url donk
valya 岡本 says:
bntr
valya 岡本 says:
http://community.livejournal.com/hey_say/tag/downloads:+video+%28shounen+club%29
valya 岡本 says:
don't scream
valya 岡本 says:
because at the end of video, yamada looks hotter than hot
yamada dea <3 says:
cc jgn bikin aq deg2an gini donk..
valya 岡本 says:
HAHAHAHAHA
yamada dea <3 says:
click apa
valya 岡本 says:
gotcha
valya 岡本 says:
inoo and daiki got new haircut, and keito looks HOTTER THAN HOTTER THAN HOT
valya 岡本 says:
kan ada url donlodnya disitu?
yamada dea <3 says:
the first to seconds aq dah sesek napa
yamada dea <3 says:
s
valya 岡本 says:
hahahaha
valya 岡本 says:
uda slese donlodnya?
yamada dea <3 says:
bukan
yamada dea <3 says:
ini ntn di youtube
valya 岡本 says:
ooo
valya 岡本 says:
hahahaha
yamada dea <3 says:
itu
yamada dea <3 says:
ce
yamada dea <3 says:
ce
valya 岡本 says:
??
yamada dea <3 says:
jari aq da lemes
valya 岡本 says:
enak ga lagunya? speakerku mati nih
valya 岡本 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
yamada dea <3 says:
itu
valya 岡本 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
valya 岡本 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
yamada dea <3 says:
yamada
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
sesek napas
yamada dea <3 says:
keren
yamada dea <3 says:
banget
valya 岡本 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
valya 岡本 says:
NICE ONE
valya 岡本 says:
JUST THE REACTION I NEEDED
valya 岡本 says:
how's the song?
yamada dea <3 says:
k
yamada dea <3 says:
e
yamada dea <3 says:
r
yamada dea <3 says:
e
yamada dea <3 says:
n
valya 岡本 says:
glad to know. enjoy your dea-yamada time
valya 岡本 says:
and as for the payback, tonight you have to pray for my speakers
yamada dea <3 says:
iyiy
valya 岡本 says:
so that they will recover tomorrow
yamada dea <3 says:
okay
yamada dea <3 says:
NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
yamada dea <3 says:
GILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yamada dea <3 says:
DAH GX KUAT NAHAN TERIAKAN LAGI
valya 岡本 says:
i bet you're NGGGGGGGGGGG-ing?
yamada dea <3 says:
TIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
yamada dea <3 says:
OMG
yamada dea <3 says:
OMG
yamada dea <3 says:
OMG
yamada dea <3 says:
OMG
yamada dea <3 says:
OMGO
yamada dea <3 says:
OMG
valya 岡本 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA TUH KAN
yamada dea <3 says:
OMG
yamada dea <3 says:
OMG
yamada dea <3 says:
OMG
yamada dea <3 says:
i'm dead
valya 岡本 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yamada dea <3 says:
adklfjaeowif qaewuiofh weofhwelfjlwefjwefjowefjofjaf
yamada dea <3 says:
asdfafjlfjowefjwf
valya 岡本 says:
THANK ME NOW
yamada dea <3 says:
help
valya 岡本 says:
MUAHAHAHAHAH
yamada dea <3 says:
gx bisa napas nih
yamada dea <3 says:
help
yamada dea <3 says:
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
valya 岡本 says:
i never get bored of your reaction
yamada dea <3 says:
hehehehe
yamada dea <3 says:
KYAAAAAAAA
yamada dea <3 says:
AKSDFJALFJAOWEOJFWEJF
yamada dea <3 says:
FAKDJFLASFJASD
yamada dea <3 says:
NONONONONONO
yamada dea <3 says:
WADOH
yamada dea <3 says:
AQ SAKAW NIH
valya 岡本 says:
HAHAHAHA I SHOULD SAVE THIS CONVO, TOTALLY
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
im not gonna stop]
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
valya 岡本 says:
yes! omg! enough!
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
v
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
valya 岡本 says:
is it that cool? im screaming too but inside
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg

omg

omg

omg

yamada dea <3 says:
vsdlvjadklfjlsdjfd
yamada dea <3 says:
cc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
yamada dea <3 says:
omg
valya 岡本 says:
u know what?
valya 岡本 says:
too bad we're not watching it together
valya 岡本 says:
i really want to see your face right now
yamada dea <3 says:
i know
valya 岡本 says:
how is it?
yamada dea <3 says:
the expression on my face: "are you kidding me?" "shut up!" "no way!" "i love yamada ryosuke plus drool" "day dreaming of japan" look
valya 岡本 says:
how's ekito doind?
valya 岡本 says:
*how's keito doind?
valya 岡本 says:
*doing
yamada dea <3 says:
lumayan.. not bad
yamada dea <3 says:
dance nya rada kaku
valya 岡本 says:
itu ciri khas keito
valya 岡本 says:
hahaha
valya 岡本 says:
dari 1 sampe 10, brp?
yamada dea <3 says:
keito gx dpt solo
yamada dea <3 says:
3
valya 岡本 says:
NAJONG APAAN TUH
yamada dea <3 says:
tunggu 5 menit lagi.. ntar aq donlodnya slese.. HQ
valya 岡本 says:
look, can you behave nicer to a cousin who actually tell you about this vid? hahahaha
yamada dea <3 says:
sabar
valya 岡本 says:
seenggaknya bilang 7.5 kek hahaha
yamada dea <3 says:
okok
yamada dea <3 says:
sorry
yamada dea <3 says:
6
valya 岡本 says:
*staring at you with "whatthef*ck, do me a favor please" look*
yamada dea <3 says:
i can't go higher
yamada dea <3 says:
seriously
yamada dea <3 says:
becoz
yamada dea <3 says:
i'm to obsessed with yamachan.. so I think the others are average
valya 岡本 says:
huh okay i don't blame you then. i blame yamachan
yamada dea <3 says:
GRR
yamada dea <3 says:
yuto=9.9
valya 岡本 says:
what??
valya 岡本 says:
is it because i'm blaming yamada?
yamada dea <3 says:
no
yamada dea <3 says:
yuto keren gila
valya 岡本 says:
*pretending to puke* *monik will kill me i know*
valya 岡本 says:
anyway
valya 岡本 says:
im going to bed
yamada dea <3 says:
knp monik bakal bunuh cc?
valya 岡本 says:
to meet keito in my dream *hoping actually*
valya 岡本 says:
because i disagree that yuto is cool crazy
yamada dea <3 says:
yuto is freaking awesome
yamada dea <3 says:
the moonwalk and everything
valya 岡本 says:
nah, i disagree. again.
valya 岡本 says:
i think the moonwalk thingie is cool but looks weird
valya 岡本 says:
and so, i'm off
valya 岡本 says:
DON;T FORGET TO PRAY FOR MY SPEAKERS YA
yamada dea <3 says:
iyiy
yamada dea <3 says:
bye
yamada dea <3 says:
bye
valya 岡本 says:
oyasuminasai dea yamada-chan~
yamada dea <3 says:
bye
yamada dea <3 says:
sono mimpiin
valya 岡本 says:
yepp
yamada dea <3 says:
arigatou gozaimashita
valya 岡本 says:
dou itashimashite
yamada dea <3 says:
oyasuminasai

and so that is it. T.T haaa males nulis nih

XOXO
valya

7.13.2009

100 ways to annoy/destroy/kill nakuda

i'm soooooooooooo mad.
the reason? don't you dare to ask.
AGH! I'M MAD!! ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY
and i need to get rid of this feeling NO. MATTER. WHAT.
so i decided to write something evil, something really damn cruel to make myself feel better. GRRR.

so, yeah, 100 ways to annoy/destroy/kill nakuda

1. ask kira to write his name on the death note. when kira asked, "what did he do wrong?", answer "he destroyed my eyes with his inherent ugliness."

2. put on a darth vader mask on nakuda's face as he sleeps so that obi-wan kills him instead.

3. tell anakin skywalker that nakuda's the reason padma loses her life.

4. sacrifice him. to jabba the gut!

5. tell harry potter that he's voldemort reincarnated.

6. or just simply, sent him to voldemort.

7. put him in the middle of transformers war.

8. send him to hiruma ryouichi.

9. send him to organisasi pria berjubah hitam (sorry, gue gatau ingrisnya. grr)

10. simply tell him to listen to me singing in the bathroom. believe me that will do :P

11. or even put him in the middle of me and my birth sister fighting!

12. remember colosseum? nakuda'll make a great warrior, fighting with all those beasts and even greater warriors hihihi *evil laugh*.

13. give him a dish i made. within 5 minutes you'll see him having a hard time in the bathroom.

14. send him to hollow ichigo.

15. one word: avadacadavra.

16. two words: petrificus totalus.

17. three words: very giant troll.

18. four words: a hungry killer whale.

19. five words: piranha in the amazon river.

20. six words: a nice trip to bermuda triangle.

21. kick him to the outer space without any astronaut outfit.

22. order him to tell my cousin, dea yamada, that yamada sucks. he'll be killed.

23. or telling monik that yuto sucks.

23. send him to a stable (that's where he came from at the first place anyway) full of wild, giant horses. and no human food.

24. trap him on a lift? is that too much? i'm in a rage right now, sorry if the ideas which come up are cruels.

25. kasih nakuda makan japan 44. mudah2an dia transitnya di neraka grr.

26. and yes, seperti biasa, meski gue tulis 100 ways i never meant to write a hundred xD
dan yes, seperti biasa, sisanya menyusul

gosh, i'm maaaaaaaaaaaaad

no XOXO since i don't wanna kiss or hug anyone

7.12.2009

KRISMA haiyeah

yesssssssiiiir akhirnya akhirnyaaaaaa hari ini, tadi pagi gue dikrismaaaaaaa! woohoow.

kabar buruknya, mulai sekarang gue jadi harus lebih alim T.T

kabar baiknya, BELIEVE IT OR NOT (you have to believe anyway) GUE. TADI. KETEMU. COWO. YANG. MIRIP. BANGET. SAMA. KEITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

yep, di gereja. yep, kayanya dia dikrisma juga. yep, MIRIP BANGET. gue sampe nyaris ga percaya mata gue sendiri hahahahha.

yep, makanya gue bahagia *senyum abal*

gue 100% ga nyangka bisa ketemu cowo yang mirip abis sama keito di indonesia, di gereja gue bahkan! HAHAAHAHAHA. kenapa sebelum2nya ga pernah ketemu ya. wkwkwk. ehm, oke, miripnya tuh mirip kea keito pas masih kecil, pas rambutnya masih jabrik2 spiky2 gaje itu loh.. tapi matanya yang sipit asli mirip abis O_o sayang badannya kea keito yang sekarang (baca: agak bidang)

come to think of it, that boy's appearance is how keito will look like if he keeps his hair short since 2007.

and now. i'm so happy. hahahahaha. sayangnya tu cowo tidak menebarkan 'aura mempesona' kea keito. jadi meskipun mirip keito, gue kaga gitu tertarik hihihihihi. but he reminds me of keito and that's more than enough xD

speaking about keito, i've found my 5th prince! (wth?) oke, keanya prince charming yang ada di hati gue banyak banget ya hahaha -.-; dan mungkin kalian ketuker2 sama urutannya. jadi gue perjelas, urutannya tuh:

1. OKAMOTO KEITO

2. it's a secret <3 NO, he's not a real boy who lives in indonesia, he's a british boy kok, and yes he's a public figure too, but then he's not that famous. people rarely know him. dan gue gamau saingan gue tambah banyak jadiiiii RAHASIA hahaha *curang, memonopoli*

3. CHINEN YURI

4. COLE SPROUSE *dari dulu nih masih bertahan*

5. LUCAS TILL

...sterling knight masuk nomer brp ya? nomer empat setengah deh hahahaha. kaga penting abis.

XOXO
valyesssssgueudahdikrismamwah!

7.06.2009

100 reasons to hate nakuda

okay, sebelumnya, gue harus memperingatkan siapa saja yang ngebaca post ini[kea ada aja yang mau baca hahaha].
BEWARE.
karena di post ini gue bakal ngebacot abis tentang artis2 J-POP, Johnny's dst dsb dll.
yang mungkin--kalo sebagian besar dari kalian not big fans of these stuffs--kalian ga bakal ngerti 99,99% dari isi post ini :D
yah intinya pokoknya begitulah.
tapi karena gue baek, gue bakal ngasih link2 yang mungkin bisa membantu kalian hahaha.

introductio [kea romo aja hahaha]

EHEM. seperti yang kalian tau, gue fans beraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat heysayjump.
dan kalo dikategorikan, mereka itu masuk dalem kategori "artis2 J-Pop" secara mereka berasal dari jepang, dan yeah, mereka nyanyinya KEBANYAKAN sih lagu2 pop.
tapi sejujurnya, selaen grup paling almighty sepanjang mas ini :D, gue sama sekali nggak ada niat sama grup2 J-Pop laennya.
kea KAT-TUN, NEWS, ARASHI, KINKI KIDS, SMAP, lalalala, dsb dst, agak2nya gue malah sensi T.T hahahaha [click on the link to read more about 'em]
apalagi macem2nya Nishikido Ryo, Matsu-jun, Yamappi, Satoshi Ohno, Masaki Aiba, itu sih level rendahan banget deh.
hahahaha.
intinyaa... meski sama2 berasal dari Johnny's, i'm not a big fan of them.
terus, ada kelompok2 Jonny's Junior menjijikkan macemnya B. I. Shadow, Kiss-My-Ft2, Hey! Say! 7 West, dst, GUE BENCI.
bahkan dari HSJ sendiri pun ada yang gue dislike(yep, not hate, cuma dislike) macemnya takaki si banci dan yabu yang mukanya kea abis baru keluar ruang operasi.
tapi... dari SEMUA artis2 J-Pop yang gue ga suka, ga ada yang menjadi target segala kebencian dan energi negatif dari gue lebih dari si jelek bodoh bodoh jelek muka jelek NAKAYAMA YUMA.

..nah, sekarang masuk ke inti cerita. hahaha.
nakayama yuma. orang jelek super jelek iya jelek pokoknya jelek. mukanya? ga usah ditanya, mirip kuda.
makanya, sepupu gue(yang sama2 benci sama ni makhluk) nyebut dia "NAKUDA" [dari NAkayama + KUDA = NAKUDA]
dan belakangan ini gue benci banget sama dia. karena itulah gue bikin post yang berjudul...

100 reasons to hate nakuda.

1. he sucks

2. his face looks like a horse.

3. and a horse should never enter any entertainment agency and debuted as a human.

4. dan karena gue harus nge-post gambarnya di sini, dengan berat hati gue katakan gue terpaksa nge-save gambar muka dia di komputer gue. hiks. komputer gue ternodai.

5. look at his bangs. PONI GORDEN.

6. his hair looks like the petronas tower. (gada hubungannya sih sama kembar2an, intinya tinggi banget gitu hahaha)

7. he's a former member of Hey! Say! 7 West. and i hate Hey! Say! 7 West.

8. look, you know B.I. Shadow? it was a cute junior group with 3 members. terus tiba2 ada tambahan member gitu deh. jadi 4 orang. ditambahin pemenangnya School Kakumei. tapi nama grupnya ga berubah, tetep B. I. Shadow. NTAH KENAPA, belakangan si nakuda ini ditambahin ke B. I. Shadow. dan tebak nama grupnya berubah jadi apa? NAKAYAMA YUMA AND B. I. SHADOW. seolah2 dy special member sndiri which stand all alone. one word: UNFAIR.

9. masih berbau ketidakadilan, di cover single mereka, 2/3 covernya ditutupin muka nakuda yang shirtless, sendirian, di depan. terus di tempat yang tersisa ada muka2 member B. I. Shadow laennya kecil2 gitu.

10. he's just so disgusting.

11. HSJ has been the 'it' group who support the volleyball championship for two years ( i guess). somehow taon ini dibentuk 'grup baru' bernama NYC boys buat ngesupport volleyball championship:
N= nakayama yuma
Y= yamada ryosuke
C= chinen yuri
Boys= the rest of B. I. Shadow members

12. NYC Boys ngadain konser mulu. mereka bahkan digosipkan akan ngebuat album. PADAHAL HSJ UDA DEBUT 2 TAON DAN BELON JUGA NGELUARIN ALBUM SAMPE SKRG, DAN HSJ BELON KONSER2 LAGI GRR.

13. PEMBENTUKAN NYC BOYS ASLI NGANCURIN HSJ. skrg sih masih temporary group, tapi ada gosip NYC Boys mau dijadiin official unit. yang berarti yamada n chinen bakal direbut begitu aja dari HSJ.

14. if that happens, not only i'll kill nakuda, but also Mr. Johnny.

15. kamichan is one of the greatest HSJ fanboy. and he always been the greatest supplier for all my keito needs. TAPI! belakangan dia suka sama ni makhluk nakuda dan dia mulai menelantarkan keito O_o WHATTHEHELL IS THAT!?!? kamichan started to forget to post hyakushiki episodes. he now rarely post any news related to keito. i'm sad. no, i'm in anger !! *~*

16. KEITO IS WAY BETTER THAN NAKUDA YA. kalo ada manusia yang bilang nakuda lebih keren dari keito, either his/her eyes are blind, or i'll definitely make sure he/she's not going to live anymore.

17. i really hate to admit this but apparently the Johnny's see nakuda as a bigger investment than keito T_T nakuda uda mulai maen di dorama. sementara keito... just hasn't yet.

18. gue benci liat gambar NYC Boys dimana2.

19. Johnny's lagi fokus sama NYC Boys. HSJ ditelantarkan. hiks.

20. NAKUDA BIKIN GUE CAPE NULIS BEGINIAN. hahaha.

21. bibir nakuda TEBEL BANGET. LEBIH TEBEL DARI DAIKI. mirip ikan. bahkan uda lebih dari sekedar ikan, kea bibir ikan bengkak. mana bentuknya kotak lagi. NAKUDAIKANKATAK. (NAkayama KUDA bibirnya mirip IKAN kea bengKAk mana bentuknya koTAK)

22. hebat kan. namanya mengandung 3 unsur hewan sekaligus.

23. gue selalu mengernyitkan alis dan dahi tiap kali ngeliat nama/foto/anything related to nakuda. jadi kalo ntar gue cepet keriput, it's 100% pure nakuda's fault ~~it's not because i just need something to be blamed haha~~

24. untuk nulis post ini, gue harus mikir beraaaat banget. grr.

25. jidatnya... mirip landasan pesawat (bahasa kasar dari super gede nan lebar!) kata sepupu gue, mirip ikan lohan hyahahaha.

26. tampangnya kea minta ditampar T.T

27. he's such a backpfeifengesicht. it's the germany for "muka minta ditampar".

28. ... *kehabisan ide* well, untuk reason ke 28-100 kapan2 aja deh, menyusul, hahaha.

NANTIKAN EDISI BERIKUTNYA, platinum edition, premium quality, eksklusif dan hanya bisa didapatkan di valiciousblog.blogspot.com, yaitu: 100 WAYS TO ANNOY NAKUDA! (sounds exciting? :P) + bonus spesial yang masih belum ditentukan!

pembayaran: cukup doain nakuda cepet2 pergi dari pandangan T.T

sekarang gue dua cukup mengeluarkan energi negatif gue.. mau nge charge 'energi positif' dulu (baca: makan sampe puas. uaha)

ATTENTION: for ANY nakayama yuma fans, please and i beg you to forgive me for doing this. i don't mean to offend anyone (especially kamichan! xD). if i write this, this is because i hate nakayama yuma and this has nothing to do with you, well, maybe with what you like but please just forgive me. i can't help but hating him. seriously.

dan buat yang ngerasa bahwa di post ini tiba2 ada perubahan, yes, i did change it, because gue ngerasa yang sbelumnya itu rada2 agak terlalu kejem hehe.

XOXO
~valyayangbencibangetsamanakudaikankatak

7.03.2009

TRANSL;ATE SERVER ERROR

selama ini gue menganggap bangsa yang paling bodoh soal bahasa inggris...
adalah jepang.
tapi, kemaren muncul dugaan baru bahwa bangsa china ternyata bisa menyaingi jepang.

oke, jadi gini ceritanya. cici gue kemaren tiba2 cerita,
katanya, di china ada pasangan suami-istri yang punya toko gitu kan,
nah di papan nama toko itu, ada nama toko itu dalem bahasa china (huruf mandarin)
terus, di papan nama itu juga, di bawah anma china toko itu, aad tulisan bahasa inggris
yang dimaksudkan sebagai nama toko itu... dalem bahasa inggris.
tebak apa yang tertulis di situ?

"TRANSLATE SERVER ERROR"

...krik krik
gue langsung bsia nebak kelanjutan ceritanya, mungkin sebagian besar dari kalian juga.
yap, betul sekali. intinya, nih pasangan dodol dua biji itu NGGAK BISA INGGRIS.
dan.. untuk 'menerjemahkan' nama toko mereka dari bahasa mandarin ke inggris, keanya mereka pake jasa website translate gitu. mungkin google translate.
ternyata, pas dimasukin, nama toko mereka nggak bisa 'begitu aja' diterjemahin ke dalem bahasa inggris
makanya... yang muncul adalah tulisan 'translate server error'
dan mereka dengan bodohnya mengira 3 kata yang kira2 dalem bahasa indonesia diartikan 'server penerjemah eror' ini sebagai terjemahan nama toko mereka dalem bahasa inggris.
dan mereka ngasih kata2 ini ke pihak pembuat papan nama toko mereka.
which doesn't seem to give a shit.
jadilah nama toko mereka kea gitu. hahahahahaha.
satu kata: DODOL.

yang ngebingungin: kalo mereka emang segitu begonya dalem bahasa inggris, kok mereka bisa pake internet ya? hehehe

kesimpulan: mari kita tertawakan mereka. HAHAHAHAHA.

XOXO
valyeah

7.02.2009

godfather

GODFATHERRR!!!

people, if you think you're gonna die soon, or you plan to commit suicide because you're bored of life,
I TELL Y'ALL, HOLD ON A SEC
seriously
karena.... sebelum lo mati, ada hal2 yang HARUS seenggaknya lo lakukan dulu
seperti: NONTON GODFATHER THE SERIES.
godfather the series = one of the 100 movies you MUST watch before you die
seenggaknya, itu menurut media mana gitu
hahahaha
itu film taon 70-an bahkan
TAPI
al pacino nyaaaaa CAKEEEEEEEP! XD
skrg sih... hahaha uda kakek2
ceritanya itu tentang mafia gitu
asli keren abis
gue sampe speechless
percaya nggak, lo abis nonton godfather, transformers langsung terkesan kea film rendahan.
oke ga selebay itu sih tapi pokoknya jadi ga keliatan sekeren itu deh.
tapi, karena filmnya berat, mungkin bagi yang nggak suka bsai tidur hahaha
bagi penggemar sesuatu yang keren dan berbobot, gue jamin KGA NYESEYL NONTON GODFATHER.
cara mereka ngomong, bahasanya, wuih, diplomatis abis! xD
tapia da juga adegan2 lucunya (lucu mikir)
how to describe it.. because it's indescribable! xD
WATCH IT BY YOURSELF!!!!

xoxo. valya